July 3, 2008

The Internets Are Full of Goodies...


See, that headline is good because it's true. I mean, where else can you find such "must have items" as a Steelers-Browns checkers set? Or a Steelers propane tank cover? Or a Snoop Dogg t-shirt with a Steelers logo on it? (Ok, I'd venture to say you can probably find that last one at Tobiathan's place).

Too bad that ain't the topic of today's post.

As for that - I don't know about you guys. But I don't really see the point in trying to speculate who will be the last to get the axe before camp. I mean we all know it's probably going to be Big Ben anyway. So why even bother?

How about, instead, we review what scant Steelers news has hit the presses over the past couple of days. It might be as fun as trying to stop Silverback from getting his son baptized. But I'm willing to take that chance.

Let's begin...

#1 ~ RIP Steelers Statute of Liberty Play...
You were gone before we even got to know you. Or something like that. So I guess we have our answer on 3rd string QB. Now, who's going to be 3rd string in charge of scrubbing Larry Zierling's hard drive?

Sidenote - I find it pretty hillarious that the headline on PXI's site announcing Zabransky's departure goes out of it's way to acknowledge that the player signed in his place is from England. England...that's near Montreal, right?


#2 ~ Hines Ward Is Smrt [Sic]...
If you haven't seen this one, apparently a majority of NFL coaches voted Hines "the brainiest player in the NFL." Of course, KDKA.com is quick to point out that this didn't include QBs. What do you suppose they're trying to say there? Also, Dan Rooney was named "best owner." But this is really an afterthought, because I'm sure you don't need a survey to tell you that.

#3 ~ You Go [Naked Wrestling] Girls...
This has nothing to do with football. Or the Steelers. Or dinosaurs. But it has everything to do with hot naked women wrestling each other. And that, my friends, gets the ol' Cotter seal of approval. Good for you, brave naked chicks who like to wrestle. Anytime you wanna have a match in the greater New York City area, I'd be happy to host. You know how to play Rock Band, right?

PS - I support your war of terror. Viva la revolución!!


#4 ~ Hyundai Spotting!
Is that Domski in there singing to N'Sync? The internets are watching...


And that is all I got, folks. I sincerely apologize for the brain cells lost while reading this post. I promise I'll make it up to you next season. In posts about dinosaurs, that is...

6 comments:

Mark said...

damn! thats a nice hyundai!!! someone must have a lot of money

Marc said...

I'm going to say I'm happy with the Pens signings.

Zambrowski was going to get cut eventually as Dixon is a bad ass.
Football needs to start soon

Weekend in one hour forty minutes, beer and explosions great combo. I bought some Church Brew Works Pious Monk Dunkel, Sam Adams, and Yuengling Light Lager.

Roll Call what's everyone drinking this weekend?

Cotter said...

I echo that Marc! Turn my training camp up!

I don't know about everyone else but I'll be drinking some Chimay tonight and copious amounts of Yuengling this weekend.

Drinking + Fireworks + Rock Band = hell yeah...

marc said...

I don't think i could get into rock band, I've been playing a bunch of GTA4 lately and I'm getting CivRev next week.

domski43 said...

i'm drinking some dead guy ale...64oz growler style

what game system do you have marc?

cotter doesnt drink...thats just his OFTOT persona

Happy 4th everyone

tobiathan, OG from da ol' skool said...

Happy Forf of Jury...hic!

How'd you know 'bout my gangsta Snoop-n-Steeler jersey? Yo?

And- i think we oughtta pick up The Hefty Lefty: Jared Lorenzen as the #3 QB. All else fails we can turn him into an O-lineman!

Peace out, mah crackahs!