A Tuesday Haiku...For You...

Today's selection...

In times of peril
Look not within, rather ask
What would Jeff Reed do?

And for good measure, here's one more...

Do not ask for more
When there is nothing to give
This is paradox

Now, you go. 5-7-5, it's easy. I'll even give you topics:

Marc - haiku about Calvin Johnson.
Domski - haiku about Brady Quinn.
Tecmo - haiku about Evgeni Malkin.
Silky Johnson - haiku about 4th and 26, or alternatively, Terrell Owens.
Tobiathan - haiku about rich rodriguez Owen Schmitt.
Christy - haiku about Mystery Date.

...And as a general matter I am partial to those who use the term "bush league."

See what happens when there's no Steelers news to discuss?

Introducing Benjaya....

Well if that Quarterbacking career goes south at least we know Ben...has nothing to fall back on.

This shit was funny as hell but what I mostly got out of it was Big Ben can not sing...Guess that means Kelly Clarkson's job is safe...

Anyways, in case you missed it the first time, or would like to allow your ears to violated a second time, be sure to watch the ad below...enjoy!



So umm...what did you guys think about this mess? Guess if nothing else, at least he can say he appeared during the Super Bowl...or something...

AMENDMENT ~ Just so we're clear - overall I was highly entertained by Ben's ad, and actually was pretty impressed that they'd pick Ben out of all possibilities...I mean god forbid they do a commercial without Peyton Manning. Congratulations Ben, you're legend is growing.

REFERENCE MATERIAL:
Fame finds PNC Park security guard via Big Ben's ad [Tribune-Review]