So apparently Bill Belichick and his band of "outlaws" aren't the only ones upset over Super Bowl XLII's outcome (surprise surprise).
In fact, some Patriot "fans" have now voiced their displeasure - posting a petition, calling for Commissioner Goodell to investigate the final 1:40 of the game, and "do the right thing" (which I assume means cede the victory to the Pats)...
Yep, that sounds like some sane logic.
Anyways, in the spirit of being a dick and advocate of all things anti-New England, my good buddy Tec over at PSAMP has countered with this Petition calling for all New England "fans" to henceforth be referred to as "Nerd-Ass Idiot Dork-Jerks."
I have just signed it and encourage you all to do the same. Do not allow this douchebaggery to go unnoticed. By doing so, you'll only enable this sort of behavior (or at least that's what I imagine the Dog Whisperer Cesar Milian would say). Do your civic duty, Steeler fans. Let the voices of Steeler Nation be heard loud and clear. Go sign immediately...and pass the word on.
Sincerely,
Cotter
REFERENCE MATERIAL:
Petition to Call All New England Fans "Nerd-Ass Idiot Dork-Jerks" [Petition Online]
The Only Petition That Matters [PSAMP]
We Must Stop The Unfair Treatment of Pats Fans [MJD]
Patriots Fans Feel Robbed, Want To Blame Black Man [KSK]
Petition to Review Final 1:40 of Super Bowl XLII [Petition Online]
February 11, 2008
Dear New England "Fans," Kindly Cease and Decist This Douchebaggery Immediately...
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5 comments:
Sounds familiar...Seattle! Pats fans,you can cry, pout, and stomp all you want, but you lost. 18-1.. the path to perfection was derailed at the perfect time.
Sounds familiar...Seattle! Pats fans,you can cry, pout, and stomp all you want, but you lost. 18-1.. the path to perfection was derailed at the perfect time.
I signed it, even though I'm not so sure that there are any Pats* fans left.
I checked out the Pats* petition. It's actually mostly people rubbing in the SB loss and the fact that the Pats* couldn't win the biggest game of all time.
Frankly, based on the resonses i've seen online it looks like most of those bandwagon Patriots* fans have jumped wagon already. Apparently New England Patriots* "fans" only love their team when it's "perfect"*.
Ha.
*- represents the fact that there is more than reasonable doubt that the NE Patriots really won those three Superbowls, or whether they, in fact, cheated their way to those three seemingly "miraculous" victories*.
domski - That was definitely worth the double comment.
anon - True. Very true. They all jumped ship now that the possibility of 19-0 is shot and they can no longer talk a significant amount of shit.
tobiathan - I think Domski is still a Patriots fan...
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