Dear New England "Fans," Kindly Cease and Decist This Douchebaggery Immediately...

So apparently Bill Belichick and his band of "outlaws" aren't the only ones upset over Super Bowl XLII's outcome (surprise surprise).

In fact, some Patriot "fans" have now voiced their displeasure - posting a petition, calling for Commissioner Goodell to investigate the final 1:40 of the game, and "do the right thing" (which I assume means cede the victory to the Pats)...

Yep, that sounds like some sane logic.

Anyways, in the spirit of being a dick and advocate of all things anti-New England, my good buddy Tec over at PSAMP has countered with this Petition calling for all New England "fans" to henceforth be referred to as "Nerd-Ass Idiot Dork-Jerks."

I have just signed it and encourage you all to do the same. Do not allow this douchebaggery to go unnoticed. By doing so, you'll only enable this sort of behavior (or at least that's what I imagine the Dog Whisperer Cesar Milian would say). Do your civic duty, Steeler fans. Let the voices of Steeler Nation be heard loud and clear. Go sign immediately...and pass the word on.

Sincerely,
Cotter

REFERENCE MATERIAL:
Petition to Call All New England Fans "Nerd-Ass Idiot Dork-Jerks" [Petition Online]
The Only Petition That Matters [PSAMP]
We Must Stop The Unfair Treatment of Pats Fans [MJD]
Patriots Fans Feel Robbed, Want To Blame Black Man [KSK]
Petition to Review Final 1:40 of Super Bowl XLII [Petition Online]