April 3, 2007

Baby 'Cause Joey Porter's a Thug...


Yes, it saddens me that all I have to write about this morning is again Joey Porter (at least he's someone else's problem though).

Still, it's quite humorous how this whole Levi Jones - Porter spat has unfurled. Apparently now (a couple weeks later...god knows what caused that lag), Jones is claiming that six of Porter's proverbial "boys" jumped him first, before Porter hit him in the face. **Note: "Boys" does not equate with Joey Porter's "Dogs". The latter term refers to the "Most Feared Dogs in the NFL" who happened to be owned by Joey.

Anyways, this whole thing is completely ridiculous. Jones' most recent account includes Joey verbally inciting him and only "getting near him" once his "boys" had "jumped" Jones. Sounds like a pack of wolves if you ask me.

Two possibilities regarding this:
1. Jones is telling the truth and Porter is a little girl (for lack of a more colorful term) for not facing Jones like a man.
2. Jones is lying to try and save some face. I wouldn't be too quick to discount this one, since Jones is 6'5" and a beefy 307 pounds, while Porter is a "meager" 6'3" 250 pounds.

Two truths and a lie, which one is it?

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