Showing posts with label Whatever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Whatever. Show all posts

May 28, 2009

Billy Shakespeare Said It Best...


By now you've probably caught wind of the latest garbage over at EPSN that's sweeping Steeler nation - this debate between some guy named James Walker (who?) and Len Pasquarelli.

It seems much umbrage, or I guess some umbrage at least, stems from the fact that Pasquarelli said he thinks the Pats are the #1 team in the league, over the Steelers (who he placed at #9 because he thinks the Pats defense is better than the Steelers defense).

Now, putting aside the obvious flaw in Pasquarelli's logic, I guess we first have to keep in mind that it's still the offseason. News is at a premium. So as a "respectable" sports news outlet, ESPN has to do what it has to do to keep the minds of the football-loving masses (and I guess Pats fans too) stimulated.

But also, frankly guys, let's be honest - who really cares?

1. It wouldn't be an "entertaining" column if everyone agreed.

2. It's ESPN.

3. Let this shit be decided on the field.

4. You can't really argue with six Lombardi trophies in the 1st place.

5. It's May.

6. It's ESPN.

7. Any way you slice it, everyone can admit that the Steelers are at or near the top of the list.

8. Pasquarelli was the only dissenter who put the Steelers any lower than #1.

9. He seriously has the Carolina Panthers ranked 3rd.

10. The first paragraph of the piece reads...

"When it comes to NFL dominance and consistency, few teams rival the New England Patriots and Pittsburgh Steelers. With five Super Bowl titles between them since 2000, they're the two contenders for the mythical title of "Team of the Decade."
I think that in and of itself is pretty flattering for the Steelers.

So why all the animosity?

We all know the Steelers are a great team. Period.

And listen, the Pats, as much as it pains me like a kick in the balls to say, are still a pretty good team too; especially with Brady coming back.

So I don't really think we should take this as all that disrespectful.

It's certainly not as disrespectful as Peter King continually picking Carson Palmer over Big Ben in his list of top QBs. Nor is it as disrespectful as Ray Lewis' continued existence on this Earth.

Besides, we all know the Bengals are the team to beat this year anyhow.

So let's all just take a deep breath, visualize the Pens abusing Chris Osgood like he's Cam Ward, and then calm ourselves by watching this episode of Yinz Luv Da 'Guins...


And look at it this way - tomorrow's Friday.

You really can't be mad about that.

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January 15, 2009

Birthday Dumbassedness...


So Scott Pioli went to the Chiefs. Do I give a shit? Hell no! The Chiefs still suck. And if you think thats going to change anytime soon, you're out of your mind. That, or a Chiefs homer. Either way, shit is weak.

Anyhow, it's my birthday.

Things I want:

1. Happiness
2. A Steelers Super Bowl
3. Whiskey
4. World Peace...or a lifetime supply of granola
5. Whiskey
6. More notoriety for the work I do
7. Whiskey
8. A million dollars
9. Whiskey
10. To have fun

Hopefully at least #10 is attainable. Outside of that, whatever.

So yeah, I'm deciding not to post this morning. You'll have to excuse me. Every year closer to 30 makes me crankier and crankier. Whatever. I'll be around at some point soon.

The Ravens. Who [effing] needs them anyhow?

And yes, that's me in the picture there. That's Cathy (Mom), whose lap I'm sitting on. And that beer is courtesy of Uncle Jimmy (behind me and Mom with the sunglasses in his hand) - always the positive influence on my life. What a melon on that kid, huh? Good thing I grew into that shit. Cheers to that!

January 7, 2009

These Interwebs, Man. Ruining Everything...

So I just read a pretty good post that I found rather interesting. It's from the Columbia Journalism Review blog, and it's all about how they perceive the quality of sports reporting to have decreased significantly with the advent of these here internets.

It wasn't necessarily an attack on blogs, as I had kind of expected. In fact, it was actually a call for sports editors to get their acts together (or something to that effect). But there were a couple of things I noted that I wanted to share with y'all. About blogs, of course. After all, what the hell else do I know about? Certainly not football...

Anyways, hopefully you haven't clicked away yet and are ready for a somewhat serious post. I kind of hate writing them, to be honest. Only because I tend to like to keep things in my life light-hearted and humorful (probably not a word). But sometimes I just have somewhat "serious" thoughts on something that I feel like sharing. If you are with me, great. If not, so be it.

Here it goes...

First, and I quote...

"The Web, meanwhile, did to sports writing what it has done to journalism more broadly: carved up the audience and exacerbated the more-faster-better mindset that cable TV began. Anyone can go to the Web anytime to get scores, rapid-fire articles about games, and gobs of analysis and statistics. There are generalized sports sites like ESPN.com and CNNSI.com, hyper-focused team news blogs, sites run by the athletes themselves, and irreverent sports sites such as Deadspin."
Ok, so unfortunately this has had an adverse effect on the journalism industry, but really, it's a good thing. I tend to liken it to the music industry.

So there (in the music biz), you've now got a whole truckload of artists who through the power of ProTools and iTunes can now get their music out to millions independently. This is a good thing. More music, in theory, should mean better music. When artists hear what other artists are doing and realize how good it is, they then will likely be compelled to write something even better. Maybe even without noticing that that is what they're doing.

While it should be the same for sports writers, apparently it isn't. But that's not for lack of trying (apparently...and I won't keep saying it, but not having any context, all I can do is take what they've said as true). It is, as the post indicates, how crafty can you really get in 400 words and with a limited time frame? The responsibilities and restrictions journalists have seem to constrain their abilities to write game recaps, in particular. Which is unfortunate, because I'm sure that with more traditional training and significantly more practice than I could ever offer, what they'd say could be quite engaging.

The other thing that I thought was a great little nugget in there, which is essentially my mantra as a writer (or whatever you'd call me with respect to my literary endeavors), was stated (uh oh, passive voice...tsk tsk) nicely by ESPN's Buster Olney...
"Don’t worry about beating the seven other papers on the hamstring story; focus on developing your thousand-word game story. Remember the great writing you loved as a kid? Write it up like that."
I couldn't have put it any better. However, this isn't a phenomenon unique to the mainstream media. From my perspective (which is, just that - mine) there are even some blogs out there that think they too need to rush a game recap post up, in the hopes that somehow, just by being first, they'll get all the eyes. Failblog. And I'm not talking about how I just used like 15 commas in one run-on sentence...

My feeling is that I'm going to write what I want to write, in the way I want to write it, which includes taking my time in an effort to make it as intriguing as possible. Now, by "take my time," I of course mean three to four hours, not like two days. Frankly, like sports writers, us bloggers don't have that kind of luxury either. But I'm not going to gyp myself or y'all out of a more interesting game recap just because I feel the need to prematurely ejaculate a garbage post. If this is you, I suggest you take a step back.

Anyways, some might say that bloggers are at the bottom of the food chain in terms of writing prowess. Probably largely due to the fact that many of us use the words "dick" and "balls" more than the triple word score Scrabble terms we learned back in High School and College. But I think, just as with any job/industry, if you look for them, you can find those gems. There are plenty of blogs out there that are both well written AND funny.

I used to tiptoe around profanity and tried to keep my language objective and balanced (still do, a little). But then I wised up. This is more than just a blog about the Pittsburgh Steelers. It's me, in literary form. I write just like I speak. So chances are, if you ever met me on the street (or maybe you've even seen it in the [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Shows), you might even feel like you already know what I'm going to say. And I think that's the way it should be. Or at least that's how I'd like it to be. Otherwise, why would you read anything I write? If I wrote like everyone else, you'd be better off just reading everyone else.

Bottom line - I'm all for good writing, be it blogs, newspapers, magazines, books, or poetry. Hell, I'll even take some good subway or bathroom graffiti if you've got it. And part of good writing, at least for me, is personality and engagement. Reading is a form of entertainment just as much as it is a tool for disseminating information. If you can't engage those who read your writing, then that's unfortunate. But I do think that this is one of the major reasons why people like blogs. You watched the games. You know how they went. You know what you thought about them. But do you know what other people think about them? At least that's one of the main reasons why I like them.

Anwyays, I'm sure by now you've gotten my drift and you're probably going cross eyed from all my rambling. So I'll cut it off here. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments, should the mood strike you.

/grabs pillow, sets up on office couch for three hour nap