Cotter Needs A Haircut, Bad...

Alright, so yesterday's game didn't go so well. Fine. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Either way, it doesn't change the fact that I need a haircut. But I'm tired of the same style I've got now (you know, the fauxhawk...don't even say it Domski, jagoff). So I'm looking for ideas from you all.

Here are some styles I've considered. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. And hey, I'd photoshop these do's on my head, but that just sounds like too much work. After all, it's Monday. And we lost yesterday. Come on, now.

Here we go...

Vanilla Ice Circa 1991

Lest ye forget, this includes the partially shaven eyebrow.

The Emo Cut

I'd have to start wearing black eye makeup and crying a lot. But that's totally doable.

The Full-On Mohawk (ala Travis Barker)

I've been going this way for a while now, it's just a matter of pulling the trigger. But I'm a pussy. So the chances of that happening are slim to none. It would be worth the looks on my law school comrades faces, though (bad enough already that I wear jeans and a t-shirt to class when everyone else is in suits).

The Bruce Willis Bic'd Goodness

This one has no shot in hell. I just threw it in to be "funny." I have all my hair, and in fact, more of it than any one man will ever need. So I'd like to keep it that way.

The Walter Sobchak Special - Military Crew Cut

Negative, Captain. High and tight ain't fitting of Cotter's off-color personality.

So in case it wasn't obvious, I'm in need of some direction.

Suggestions?