It's Been Real. It's Been Fun. But It Hasn't Been Real Fun...

Yes folks, despite his own bravado and general assholishness, today marks the end of the Brian Billick era in BMore.

Let me be one of the first to say - happy trails dick, I hear they might need an Offensive Coordinator in Detroit.

PS - a little birdie Ravens fan tells me owner Steve Bisciotti played golf with the Chin this past weekend. Will this lure Cowher back to the NFL and the AFC North sooner than we thought? Yeah, probably not even true...Ravens fans are liars.

REFERENCE MATERIAL:
Billick Fired After 9 Seasons in Baltimore [Associated Press]

It's The Final Countdown...

Enjoy that game tonight folks! "See" you tomorrow...

REFERENCE MATERIAL:
Pats Return to Scene of Crime for Finale [Associated Press]

Joey Harrington's Receivers Are Dumping On Him and Eli Manning Is Just So Mad At Himself For Throwing That Interception...

Dear NFL Executives,
Please do not schedule any more Monday Night games involving the Atlanta Falcons. They make me want to stick a pen in my eye.

In fact, here is a list of 5 things I'd rather do than watch the Falcons play football:

1. Listen to my Mother tell me why I should pay my credit card bills
2. Watch anything on the Style network
3. Have Joba Chamberlain fire baseballs at my junk
4. Walk Michael Vick's dogs
5. Clean my bathroom after a long weekend of cheap beer and chili nachos

Your help in this matter would be very much appreciated.

Sincerely,
Cotter