27 years ago today, in the year of our lord 1982, a son was born unto Steeler nation.
And though he didn't know it yet, this boy would one day bring joy and glory to the hearts of Steelers fans young and old. Well, technically two days. I mean, I guess you could say many days. Whatever, not really important.
Yes, my friends. Today is Big Ben's 27th birthday.
Things he's accomplished so far - dated hot actresses and some hot chick golfer, won TWO Super Bowls, went to a Pro Bowl, got an 8 year, $102 million contract to play football, and of course has been the subject of countless OFTOT photoshops.
I'll bet that last one is his crowning achievement.
So Ben, how old are you, again?
That many, huh? Wow, you're a big boy now.
Anyways, since I've got nothing better, here's a sampling of some of the photoshops that Ben or his head have been party to over the last couple of years (pun intended, by the way).
And then, of course, the piece-de-resistance...
Happy Birthday, big guy! Now, go get yourself some birthday PF Chang's.
I know how much you love that shit.
PS - You should definitely watch this...
Rock out with your cock out, man. That's what it's all about.
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