Finding headlines to write about everyday is actually becoming more of a miserable experience than pretty much anything else about writing this blog.
Sure, if I had more time I could cruise around the intertubes and probably find some funny ass shit. But why do that when I can spend my evenings watching strippers fight over Bret Michaels?
Anyways, here's a headline. Moderately interesting. The Jets. Jay Cutler. Why not?
You might look at this and ask yourself - Is Cutler a fit for the Jets? Which sounds like a valid question. But while I'm sure Kellen Clemens is a future lock for Canton, I don't imagine it could really hurt the Jets to bring in a pro bowl QB either way.
That said, I don't really have the motivation to go anywhere else with this discussion.
Sorry, just not really in the mood to pretend like I care today.
One other thing, however...
Delaware, dude. Clueless.
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Steelers model trains rule [PSaMP]
BTSC does a little Steelers Q & A with Jim Wexell [BTSC]
This guy understands [Fox Sports]
The Ravens have revamped their uniforms to mirror their new defeatist attitude [Steely McGnome Predicts]
What do the grazing habits of cows and Bengals fans have in common? Find out (sort of) [Grumpy Old Dog]
TO didn't make it to the Bills offseason workouts. Probably because he's too busy making out with guys [AP]
Oh, Josh McDaniels pledges his loyalty to Jay Cutler? Don't go into comedy, Josh. Because if that's indicative of your timing...all aboard the failboat [AP]
Curt Schilling looking like a child toucher [Walkoff Walk]
Sounds like Doug and Microsoft are on the rocks [Dug E Fresh Rants]
Illuminati and adventures in whiskey tasting. Am I the only blogger who doesn't get free booze? I mean, I talk about it enough. What kind of words does a guy have to write on the internet to get that kind of action? [Great Moments in Christory]
"Sexsomnia." Or, as it's known in the streets - being a slut [Blog of Hilarity]
Lauren Conrad's clothing line ceasing production? I have no more reason to live [The Superficial]
Octovag has obviously realized that as long as she's leeching off taxpayers, she'll be in the news... [CNN]
I'd really like to be the guy who writes this blog. If anyone knows how to make that happen, please let me know [Creation Rex]
Steel City Con - April 24-26 (h/t Illuminati!) [SteelCityCon]
Some might say I mailed this one in.
To those, I say - eff off.
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