March 5, 2009

AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Well, I was going to talk about Laverneus Coles going to the Bangles. But this was just too good to pass up. And before I go any further, a big time thanks to Ben for the tip!

This is your idea of a joke, Ravens fans?

Let me ask you this - If the Ravens beat the Steelers three times in one season and some Steeler fan went over to the message boards at CBS Sportsline and posted something about Ray Lewis having SARS, would that be an appropriate response to our team's miserable failure?

No. It would not.

It would, however, be damn funny. But only because it could easily be true.

And really the point is moot anyway because the Ravens would never beat the Steelers three times in a season. So whatever.

Nevertheless, there was redeeming value in all of this...

Eagles fans. I love them because they write the jokes for me.

Anyways, it's nice to know that Ravens fans continue to abuse the internet for their own personal douchebag gain. And hey, at least they're confining it to the message boards at CBS Sportsline, which is the internet equivalent of McDonald's Play Place.

Either way, I've got a rumor to spread myself (not safe for work in any way)...

Greatest YouTube of all time. And yes, I know this was posted at Deadspin sometime in the last two days. But as a few of OFTOT's readers will tell you, I've been enjoy this for at least a good month. So I win.

And while we're on the subject of Ravens fans, perhaps this is relevant...

Ravens fans have no concept of what it's like to be a decent human being.

Truncated list of links today.

My schedule is all f'd up like Michael Jackson's face...

Finally, a congratulatory message from the far east. I was beginning to think the Chinese government caught on to Jack and his video messages [PSaMP]

Mike Nugent spurns the Jets for the Bucs. Mike Nugent was a 2nd round draft choice. Who drafts a Kicker in the 2nd round? Oh, right. Eric Mangini [Associated Press]

Troy wiping out hard [Mondesi's House]

What do you know, Ditka's a joker? And also apparently prone to flipping cameramen the bird. Presumably only in his younger days, of course [Blogbuster Sports Page]

ROY Lewis, the Steeler, doing something good for kids []

Browns signed Robert Royal. Yeah, that's a joke in and of itself [ESPN]

The Falcons re-signed Chauncey Davis for $14 mil over four years. The question is, who the hell is Chauncey Davis? [Associated Press]

In other news about guys you've never heard of - the Ravens are bringing in some Corner from Denver. What would Brian Billick do? [Fox Sports]

I guess Vince Young thinks they throw $14 million dollars at grizzly veteran QBs to compete with his underachieving ass for a starting job...tell me if you understand that logic [ESPN]

Oh yeah, getting lost in the TO business is the fact that the Cowboys also released Roy Williams (the Safety) today [ESPN]

Eagles checking out Shawn Springs. Part of me says this is smart. The other part of me remembers that nothing the Eagles do is smart [Associated Press]

Why getting Guerin for a conditional pic is HUGE - straight from the horse's mouth...err, well from someone who knows the Islanders pretty well anyway [The 2 Man Advantage]

Steve has his sights set high [Steve Is Alive]

Let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to fornicate with an animal, make sure it's not a raccoon. I can't believe those words just came out of my mouth... [FAIL Blog]

Are Chris Brown and Rihanna married? Big time controversy. Why are we talking about TO when we should be talking about this? [The Superficial]

And one last thing...

Pizza fries, FTW!

Picture stolen from wherever...

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Noah said...

I'm into Nuggets y'all.....

tiny350Z said...

@Noah - I believe the term in NuggNuts... or something retarded like that.

"My McNuggets ARE an emergency."

Crazy broad.