No, the Steelers did not sign Jeff Saturday.
He went back to the Indianapolis Mini Ponies.
I just really wanted them to, so I could post this combo above. Good thing I make the rules around here, 'cause I'm doing it anyway. Renegade.
Oh well, at least we made that offer to Willie Colon...
I'll be around at some point. Meeting People Is Easy and such. In the meantime, try and stay fully clothed.
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