February 4, 2009

AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Ok, so I guess Pitt's bringing the hammer down on kids who got a tad bit out of line on Sunday, in celebration of the Steelers Super Bowl Championship. Apparently some may even get expelled.

What did these poor, miserable souls do to deserve this potential fate, you ask?

"Crowds threw bottles at police, set small fires, broke store windows and overturned cars."
Oh, is that all? Sounds like just another night in the life of Chris Henry.

Anyways, so here's the deal - I'd love to defend these poor, misguided souls. But frankly, if you think throwing bottles at police officers is a good idea, I question how you got into college in the first place.

I'm all for youthful indiscretions. Hell, I may be the King of them. But if you're going to make bad decisions, generally you want to do that when there ISN'T an army of cops with riot gear ready to nail your ass on the spot. Surprisingly, your favorite football team, the team hailing from the town you go to College in, winning a Super Bowl isn't a legally viable excuse for doing stupid and illegal shit.

Here's a tip, 'tards - If you're going to celebrate, try and stay away from things like destroying peoples property. That's usually going to be considered vandalism, which is, of course, a crime. Not a major one, but one that if you can, you probably want to avoid.

Instead, I suggest drinking and making out with chicks, both activities that shouldn't get you arrested. But just to be safe - make sure you card the chicks before you make out with them (See: R Kelly) and contain your drinking to a private residence...if you're over 21, obviously...wink wink.

Kids these days. Incorrigible.

But while these idiots may face expulsion, these links are here to stay...

The Ballad of Black & Golddust - a tale I know all too well [PSaMP]

And also, this is the best thing to hit the interwebs in a while [PSaMP]

An appropriate headline, indeed [HFSS]

Jim's adventures in Tampa [Sportsocracy]

The Chief's thoughts on winning number six [The Chief's Forum]

Here's an interview with Hines Ward [Sports Radio Interviews]

And here's one with Big Ben [Sports Radio Interviews]

I hope Ben wasn't paying (h/t Tiny) [SI.com]

At least someone sees it the right way [Yahoo! Sports]

Looks like the Browns-Mangini Experiment is off to a solid start... [Shutdown Corner]

I, for one, am not digging Scarlett Johansson's new hair color [The Superficial]

Theme of today's Riffs = Brit Invasion...maybe I'll even throw in a little Irish music too...for Nate, of course [Friday Morning Riffs]

And finally, thanks to Ladi Izz, we've got video of the Willie Gay disaster via The Tube...



tiny350Z said...

I kinda like her new hair color. First off I'm a sucker for blue eyes... but the brown/blue combo is stellar.
(And I usually don't like her!)

Marc said...

She has some nice assets. I really like her with either hair color.

Cotter said...

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd still do her.

I just liked her better as a blond.

But then again, I'm biased in favor of blonds, so that really isn't all that shocking.

Nate said...

This is Scarlett Johansson we're talking about. Whatever hair she's wearing on her head doesn't make a damned bit of difference. Mreow. As an aside, do yourself a favor and watch the "Olivia Munn Pie" link on that page. Yummmmmmmm

BTW, agreed on "Knights of Cydonia," though I still don't know how they got a 2:10 intro past the record execs.