January 20, 2009

We're Dealing With A Whole New Animal, Here...


Two Arizona Cardinals fans, Ryan Hanlon and co-worker Rex Perkins, 37, admitted they hung their team's flag in a tree and burned "Go Cards," "Go Kurt," and "I heart AZ" in McNabb's yard with diesel fuel, Chandler police Sgt. Joe Favazzo said Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2009.
Big deal. I did that to Domski's house last night. Except I wrote, "I heart balls." I figured he'd like that more.

Don't worry, Donovan. We'll avenge this travesty and restore your dignity. Well, maybe not that last part. But I'm pretty, definitely sure we can manage the first one.

"I heart AZ?"

What kind of pussy shit is that? Earth to you two idiots - you're supposed to burn shit talk into the lawn of the person you're talking shit to. Not encouragement for your team, QB and/or state of residence. Wasted opportunity, man. I'm telling you...

Besides, what's up, blue eyes? Nice Old Navy polo!

Ok, I'm done now.

7 comments:

Noah said...

1. I'm sure there are plenty of better things to say than "I heart AZ"...

2. Cardinals actually have fans? I bet they just gave away tix on the street and threw jerseys at them and had an applause sign up on the jumbotron....

3. Eagles fans have enough on their plate. What with constant failure. (in Philly's eyes,anyway. You wouldn't see the Lions throwing snowballs at their organization for going to 5 NFCCGs in 8 years)

4. Won't matter anyway because we'll win by a definitive margin. (No. 1 pass D, yeah that's right.)

5. Rex Perkins is just as old as Warner. C'mon, have some decency. You're 37!!

6. Cardinals have fans???

Vern said...

I heard they were caught because they left a box behind that had one of their return addresses on it.

Cotter said...

So, obviously we're dealing with criminal masterminds then.

Marc said...

The one on the left looks a little like a fat Whiz

McNabb said...

Thats the house where TO and I use to work out in the offeason and sleep together!!

ljkc said...

Hilarious.

random asshole said...

At least McNabb IS familiar with the rule that arson is illegal.