Aw, the world's tiniest cappuccino machine whirs for you, Seattle.
Are you sure that's all rain water up there and not Seahawks fans tears?
Are you kidding me? ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME?
Dude...LET IT GO!
Look, first of all, we know none of you really care about football anyhow.
Second of all, how about you focus on the fact that your team couldn't win more than four(!) games this season, even though you play in a division won by a team that was but only one game over .500! How about this? The God damned 49ers(!) won seven games and they fired their Coach mid-season!
My advice to y'all is to
get a job, sir figure out what is broken and fix it, lest you never get a chance to avenge the so-called travesty that "was" Super Bowl XL.
...by the way, the Steelers had four wins by Week 5. Just sayin'...
You gotta stop livin' in the past, man. There's nothing you can do to change it. No one is going to forfeit the Super Bowl to you, even if anyone outside of your Northwest haven felt the same way you do about the outcome.
You know what I'D like? An apology for American Idol's Blake Lewis. As soon as you give me that, I'll gladly agree with whatever the hell you want me to. Savvy?
Either way, Mr. Rooney's response to that dude's letter was quality...
"You are something special -- you watch a TV broadcast of Super Bowl XL with all the interruptions, camera locations, replays, and now know more than anyone else in America on what was wrong with the officiating."Bravo, sir.
Here's the link to the letter on eBay. Someone please buy this so we can frame it and put it in the Western Pennsylvania Sports Museum.
Links. I has them. Reads them if you please...
Wow. I'm not sure what to make of this dancing bear. Awesome? Awesome. [PSaMP]
Listen to Lynn Swann talk about the Steelers [Sports Radio Interviews]
What celebrities are Steelers fans? Just ask The Chief! [The Chief's Forum]
Hines and the Technicolor Hyperbaric Oxygen Chamber [Dug E Fresh Rants]
Aaron Smith's son, who you may know has Leukemia, is going to the Super Bowl! [Post-Gazette]
If you're gonna be in da Burgh for the Soopa Bole...check it [VisitPittsburgh.com]
Just in case you need a reminder of what's coming this week [The Big Lead]
Shawne Merriman thinks LT and AJ Smith need to stop their catfight because "that stuff doesn't help bring a Super Bowl to San Diego." Well, apparently steroids don't either. So maybe you should make like the Seahawks and go figure out what does, Shawne [ESPN]
A Raven's exec goes home...to Cleveland [Associated Press]
Some kid made his Goalie pads look like netting and has recorded two shutouts with them [Boston.com]
Marc, is that you? [Google Maps]
Saved by the Bell - where are they now? (some pictures NSFW) [Gunaxin]
This is going to sound ridic, but I'm not so sure I'd want to do Lindsay Lohan anymore [The Superficial]
And it appears Jessica Simpson has the opposite problem. Yikes [The Superficial]
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Speaking of the Riffs, today's theme is "Songs About Colors" [Friday Morning Riffs]