November 5, 2008

Quid Pro Quo, Barack...


Legend had it that if the Steelers won on Monday night, Barack Obama would, in turn, win yesterday's Presidential election. Well, last night that legend became reality. So naturally, you'd think that the old adage - you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours - would ring true for ol' President-elect Obama.

With that in mind, I've gone ahead and come up with three different ways that our buddy Barack can pay the Steelers back for their domination of the Redskins. Check them out below and let me know - as one of his first official acts, which of the following do you think Obama should do?

#1 - Name Dick Lebeau the new Secretary of Defense.


#2 - Pardon Neil O'Donnell for his transgressions.


#3 - Rename the White House, "The Black & Gold House."


So like I said this morning -- Your move, Barack.


Oh yeah, and anyone interested in doing Meeting People Is Easy this week, hit my ass with an email at - onefortheotherthumb@gmail.com.

8 comments:

matt said...

I like all of them, but I don't think O'Donnell could ever be pardoned.

Cotter said...

Yeah, I know. That one's clearly anomalous. I just threw it in to make me laugh...and hopefully you too.

domski43 said...

LeBeau would institute the fire zone defense world wide. Terrorism is everywhere.

Christmas Ape said...

William Ayers > Neil O'Donnell

Anonymous said...

wash post on steelers fans dominance
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/04/AR2008110403832.html

Christy said...

No, I don't want Lebeau as the new Secretary of Defense...that would mean that he would have no time to run the Steelers defense.

"Black and Gold House" has a nice ring to it though.

Cotter said...

ape ~ Perhaps William Ayers = Neil O'Donnell?

Anonymous said...

first off i don't think kneelsie will ever be pardoned. and second if meeting people is easy how do i meet christy i think she's hot.