October 16, 2008

AFC North Headline Of The Day...


There were many good really no decent headlines I could've posted today, so instead I'm giving you the Google search above that very much amused me. The other day, whilst searching for pictures of Chad Johnson looking ridiculous (which, not surprisingly, was a rather easy find) I noticed Google's suggestion for a related search on Reggie Bush.

Now, I wonder - how in the hell could Reggie Bush be related to Chad Johnson? I mean, they don't play the same position, they don't play for the same team, they're not even close when it comes to personality, Reggie Bush seems like a decent human being, I don't get it?

The only connections I can see between these two are - they are both from Southern California (WRONG!...see comments), they are both fast, presumably they're both American citizens and they're both football players. Beyond that, you've lost me Google. Sounds like an algorithm is broken. Somebody's going to be joining the ranks of the investment bankers on the unemployment line...

Try not to get fired yourself while reading these links...

Awesome...not [PFT]

Nate Washington winning the battle of 85's [Post-Gazette]

Tecmo has once again called it [PSAMP]

Is this football or patty cake? [ESPN]

Heinz Field = #2 Stadium in league...good thing they weren't ranking based on quality of turf [SI.com]

Do not be deceived by the Penguins "Hockey 'n Heels" event...Domski [HFSS]

Further proof that Chad Johnson is indeed, a moron [Joey Porter's Pit Bulls]

Matt is 28 today. LJKC gave him the gift any loving wife would give a husband, the gift of posting his baby picture on her blog. He's thrilled I'm sure [LJKC]

Ah yes, and I almost forgot. Tell me if you can imagine the person who searched on this...

10 bucks says it was Vern.

10 comments:

matt said...

Cotter - thanks man...I actually don't mind that baby pic. At least I'm not crying or puking all over myself, right?

Vern said...

It sure was me!!! I want to be with you, Orpheus!

Also, Chad Johnson is from Miami.

Cotter said...

Somebody better tell NFL.com then.

Cotter said...

You know what, place of birth does not equal hometown anyways...some people are dumb...those people include me.

/Needs research assistant

Cotter said...

Oh and Matt, I'm sure there are plenty of pictures of you crying and/or puking all over yourself from later in life. So it evens out...

Vern said...

Wikipedia says Miami, NFL.com says LA. He was definitely raised in Miami (remember, he's going to give everybody some Dade County), but I am not sure where he was born.

tecmo said...

Crying and puking baby pics > Naked baby pics with your bare ass in the air

I know everyone has at least 30 of those bitches.

Cotter said...

You've been stalking me on myspace, haven't you, Tec?

Clay Aiken said...

is this the gay baby picture discussion section?

Cotter said...

Well, now that you're here, Clay...