AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Can you imagine this headline in practice?

Like, think about Ray Lewis and Peyton Manning sitting in a park somewhere, hunched over a chess board, scrutinizing every move and hitting that little clock thing neurotically after every move. That is, until Ray Lewis ultimately loses and gives Peyton a knife to the gut.

I mean, "chess match afoot?" How poetic. Too bad that game yesterday was less chess match and more unilateral dominance. I can only imagine that afterwards, Ray Lewis turned to Peyton Manning and mouthed, "Well played, sir. Well. Played."

Good game between the Ravens and Colts yesterday...not.

Let's hope these links are a little more entertaining...

[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show's biggest guest? Those three things.
5 Ain't Enough's biggest guest? Jim Wexell.
Advantage, Lance Williams [Whatchatalkinbout.com]

Bengals welcoming Steelers fans [Cincinnati Enquirer]

Big Ben = AFC Offensive POTW [PSAMP]

I'm sure the world has been waiting anxiously to hear what Joey Porter thinks of Ed Hochuli...yeah [MJD]

I also would get one of these if I was still in High School [Sportsocracy]

Oh, and the OFTOT Google Search of the day...

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? One can only speculate...