August 27, 2008

AFC North Headline of the Day...


"The Ravens quarterback competition may be decided by default."

That about says it all now, doesn't it?

No Willis McGahee, Todd Heap is approximately three days away from tearing something (pick a ligament, any ligament), only five of their 11 defensive starters will be under 30 after 9/11 (when Silverback's bitch, Ed Reed, turns) and their best receiver is still Derrick Mason (approximate age unknown).

CHAMPIONSHIP!

6 comments:

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

Love that headline. Derrick Mason is eligible for Social Security.

Anonymous said...

Given that Baltimore is the syphilis capital of America, I doubt that any Raven will be "without ailment" for long.

Cotter said...

jppb ~ Social Security and the early bird special at every restaurant in America...

random asshole ~ Yeah, between the syphilis and guns per capita I'd say they'll be lucky to make it through the season unscathed.

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

Cotter, quick, you need to post the AFC West Headline of the day "MERRIMAN CHOOSES TO PLAY."

Anonymous said...

How about Alverez refuses to sign

Cotter said...

silky ~ That headline should probably read more like, "Merriman Back on the Juice."

marc ~ Maybe the Pirates should go after Mikey Potts. I hear he's multi-talented like Bo Jackson...