June 11, 2008

Nothing To See Here...


Time, as usual, is at a premium.

News, at least substantive Steelers news, is at a premium.

So I hereby give you all the day off. Feel free to not read my nonsense today. Although, you're already reading it. So I guess the joke's on you...

Stay tuned for some awesomeness tomorrow though. Try and contain your enthusiasm.

xoxoxoxoxo,

- Cotter

10 comments:

marc said...

That means nothing to distract me at work, Cotter, you're a dick.

J/k still love you as long as you post tomorrow

tecmo said...

No PeeWee Herman love?



Weaksauce

Cotter said...

marc ~ If all goes to plan you won't be disappointed tomorrow...

And to explain Tec's comment (not that you guys care, but) - I had to cut off our text message conversation last night because HBO was showing Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Cinematic classic. Nevertheless, I might have intimated that I was going to somehow relate Pee Wee to the Steelers. As I did not, obvious let down. Or "Weaksauce" if you speak Mini Pony.

Random Asshole said...

Damn. If there's no Steelers news, couldn't you at least give us some dinosaur action (per popular request)?

Otherwise, it's 11 am and now I feel like that keg is taunting me.

marc said...

Here's a topic:
How shitty was our '05 draft?
1 Heath is great
2 McFadden - unproven management seems to have no confidence
3 Essex - sucks
4.Fred Gibson sucked
5 Rian Wallace - who spells their name like that? Sucks
6. Kemo - Starting finally
7 Shawn Nua - sucks
7. Noah Herron - beats intruders with bats, sucks

marc said...

04 was bad too, except Ben, starks is still mediocre at best and we actually moved up to take a piece of dog shit named Coclough or whatever, i'm not looking up the spelling

Cotter said...

random a-hole ~ Haha, yeah I really dropped the ball today. Jerome Bettis style. Although I thought the keg stand would be a nice precursor to everyone's after work plans...

marc ~ You mean you don't think Fred Gibson is a future hall of famer?

Christy said...

I could always post naked pics of myself...

Cotter said...

Actually, you can just remit those to onefortheotherthumb@gmail.com...

Christy said...

Nevermind, I forgot that Jeff Reed still has them...