November 20, 2007

Spend It Like You Stole It - Hines Ward...


Ladies and gentleman, this afternoon Hines Ward was reportedly ordered to repay a grand total of $48,438 to the bar he co-owns on the South Side, The Locker Room Bar & Grille. In a move that'd be sure to make Chris Henry proud - apparently Hines had used this "company" money to buy two rides for his boys.

First of all, I wanna know - What kind of whip was he buying for $24k a shot? A Hyundai? I mean, don't get me wrong, Domski drives one. These cars offer a comfortable and luxurious driving experience at a sensible price, but he's Hines Ward. Where my Bentley's at? Where the Caddy with the D's? Why am I trying to talk like this when I'm clearly out of my element?

Which leads me to my next question - What the hell does Hines Ward need with $48k from a bar he co-owns anyhow? How much (or little) are the Steelers paying him? Can't afford a couple of Toyota Camrys on that salary there, Hines? Gotta dip into the company funds?

Way to go jagoff...

Judge Settles Ward's Suit [Associated Press]

Ballhype: hype it up!

5 comments:

domski43 said...

hyundai elantras are nice and i dont blame him for using this money to buy this type of quality vehicle. i think it shows his true class.

is anyone worried about the dolphins??? i'm definately hesitant to be confident at all about this game.

Cotter said...

I'd call it hesitantly optimistic...2nd straight week for Beck playing in Pennsylvania...I'd rather it not be his 1st win...

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

Hyundai's a nice hooptey.

For it's worth, by the way, Troy Polamalu unapologetically and unabashedly drives a Kia, or at least he used to. And a big luxury SUV.

Tobiathan said...

I would guess that Hines isn't too anxious to spend his own real money on somebody else's ride.

PS- the Hyundai is Korean-made. remember that Hines is the son of a Korean-born lady and a HUGE hero over there. so maybe it was a little ethnic loyalty?

PSS- Hyundai's ARE great cars. but i drive Honda...

Cotter said...

Good point - supporting the mother land. Though I don't really know he was buying Kias, I was just speculating.

PS - Toyota Camry...guilty as charged. Least I can fit 5 persons comfortably...