Why, Hello There...

I've never posted on a Friday night. Ever. Not once in my whole two plus years of writing here at OFTOT. Nor did I have any firm plans to ever do so.

But frankly, this video is way too ridic.

Apparently these chicks are students at Point Park. If anyone can confirm this, good for you. Know what I'm sayin?

Two things to say about this...
1. I still hate this friggin' song
2. If you're one of these chicks - hey baby, call me

h/t Gunaxin and Josh Q. Public

OH, and because I'm posting right now, I might as well alert you to this piece of trash masquerading as responsible journalism. Someone needs to explain to Mark Kriegel that if the 70's Steelers were in fact juicing, so was everyone else. Here's a tip - never trust what a Bengal says about the Steelers (whether there's truth to it or not). All that matters is - Sixburgh, asshole.

[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Week 13...

Alright, so we missed last week. But, you know, short week, blah blah blah, [insert some weak excuses here], whatever.

Nevertheless, we're back this week and not a minute too soon, with Big Ben and friends invading Foxboro this afternoon.

You know the drill here. Show now, Outtake Reel tomorrow.

HERE WE GO, STEELERS!

Watch this piece again at PSaMP.

A Little Midday Video Grab Bag...

Hey, here's a bonus for actually reading OFTOT during the bye week. And, on a serious note, thank you to all of you who've stuck by us in this time of darkness. The bye week can be rough. I only hope that, as friends, we can all get through this together. I think I'm gonna cry...this is a touching moment...yeah...

Anyways, the purpose of this post is indeed to give you a little bonus action. See, Tecmo and I have an undefinable amount of clips showing us insightfully analyzing the Steelers and the NFL doing dumb shit. I mean, we're a couple of outspoken, creative dudes. So naturally, we talk about way more shit than we can use in the [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show. But that doesn't mean all this golden footage has to go to waste. So I uploaded as much idiocy as I could find to YouTube and have embeded all the fun below for you to enjoy on this beautiful Fall Thursday afternoon.

[Open Red Curtains]

Roll em...


The Cotter Show


From The Cutting Room Floor [PSAMP]

[Unnamed] Steelers Show - Week 4

All I'm going to say is that if the first 33 seconds don't make you piss yourself, you are not human...or you know, you be the judge.

Enjoy!

And, of course, the obligatory and illustrious outtake reel...


[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Week 4 [PSAMP]

[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Episode 3

Our sincerest apologies for the delay. We were up until 3 AM last night taping and cutting, and consequently got a late start today. But here it is, for better or for worse. Check it out and let us know what you think in the comments.

AND let's not forget...let's not forget dude, the outtake reel? I mean...that ain't legal either...


[Unnamed] Steelers Show [PSAMP]

[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Episode 2

Morning friends! Welcome to Sunday. If you're like me, you've already been pacing around your apartment, house, et al for a good hour now, unable to contain your excitement for tonight's battle with the Clowns.

So to take the edge off a little, I give you - Episode 2 of Tecmo and Cotter's Pregame Show Extravaganza.

Last week was pretty rough. But this week, well, it's still pretty rough. Plus, we taped it on Thursday night. So we were super tired and probably made no sense. But maybe that's a good thing?

You be the judge. We'd love to hear what you think in the comments.

And of course, once you've watched the show, you must watch the outtake reel.

Bon apetit!

AFC North Headline of the Day...

Ok, so instead of JUST a headline today, I got a little artsy-craftsy and pieced together the video montage you see above. You know, just a few images of slaughters memories passed to get you fired up for Sunday. Set to one of the best Jock Jams of all time. I sincerely hope you enjoy.

And if that ain't enough, check out these links...

Ladies and gentleman, I give you - Black & Golddust [PSAMP]

Words cannot even begin to describe this (Careful, not safe for work) [Joey Porter's Pit Bulls]

Rutgers got MURDERED by Butch Davis...not surprisingly these dudes from Jersey were none to pleased by the results [Deadspin]

Have YOU ever negotiated a contract...ON WEED?? [AP]

Pats-Colts and Eagles-Cowgirls over Steelers-Browns? Oh, John Clayton. Thou hast forsaken us...[ESPN]

This Is Going To Suck...

Ok, we told you we'd be doing a pregame show. And that's what we did. What you see above is our first attempt at a semi-structured, yet just off the cuff enough to be moderately entertaining, pregame video extravaganza.

Rest assured, this won't win any Oscar's. Hell, it wouldn't even win a Cleo. But it's something. And it WILL get better. We promise.

So take it for a spin and let us know what you think in the comments. And when you're done, be sure to peep the outtake reel below...


Cheers and t-minus two hours 'til game time. YES!

Tim Worley Knows Many 4 Letter Words...

and strangely, not one of them is "stop."

I find it oddly appropriate that with the draft mere days away, a former Steelers 1st round bust draft pick is making news. Those of you who stalk scan the uber-sports blog Deadspin religiously like I do will already know this - but for those of you who don't, former Steelers RB Tim Worley was both arrested for DUI and tasered last Sunday.

[Side Note: Thankfully, the interweb gods have this under control and his Wikipedia page has already been updated...]

Now first of all - What kind of person gets busted for DUI on a Sunday? Isn't that like a violation of one of the Commandments? Thou shalt not let the po' po' catch thou ridin' dirtay on the holy day? Ok, so it was Sunday morning at 3:30 AM. But it's a lot funnier when I leave that part out...

Second of all - In what alternate universe must Tim Worley be living where forcibly resisting arrest doesn't get you tasered? Dude, if they're trying to put some cuffs on you, let 'em do it. I mean judging by your short-lived career and now this, you need all the brain cells you can get.

Which brings me to my last point - Why the hell am I writing about this? Is it Monday? It must be. This is bush league. I'm going back to bed...

'Til next time...remember kids, getting tasered is no fun. Respect the law. Watch the video.

REFERENCE MATERIAL:
This Week's Tasered Athlete - Tim Worley [Deadspin]