Behold -- Hatriot Nation...

DISCLAIMER: Before you proceed, be aware that as pretty much everything I do, this is a JOKE and the following post is not meant to offend anyone. I don't really hate the Patriots personally. Actually, I respect them greatly. Nevertheless, I'm a cynical son of a bitch by nature, and this stuff entertains the hell out of me. I hope you enjoy...

Finally, Thursday. Not so hopeless as Wednesday, one step closer to Friday (and Sunday), and way better than Monday or Tuesday. And boy do I have some good shit for you this morning.

Thanks to OFTOT's most avid reader, leading analyst of NFL officials, and purveyor of terms including "Cheatriots," "Patricunts," and "Belicheats," (Tobiathan), I have discovered a bitter subculture lurking beneath the surface of this here wide world of web that I'd like to share with you all. That is, the Patriot Hater nation.

So before I get into any kind of Patriots analysis later on today (or tomorrow), let me introduce you to the wonders of this interweb microcosm...

LET THE HATRED BEGIN:

• I Hate The New England Patriots ~ It's not just a clever name. What you expect is what you get and more. Be sure to vote on the poll and tell everyone how much you really hate the Patriots.


• Petition to Fire Bill Belichick ~ Make your voice heard and sign the petition plea for Robert Kraft to fire Head Cameraman Coach, Bill Belicheat. I have signed and I made sure I told Kraft that Belichode knows where Bin Laden is hiding. Do your civic duty people.


• Patriots DDD (Degradation, Defamation and Defecation) ~ Before visiting this site, I'd yet to hear the term "Gaytriots" used. Nor had I heard that New England's 12^th man is God. Now I have. Yep.


• The Full Line of "I Hate The Patriots" T-Shirts ~ I'm still not sure if the women's panties are for real or not, but this is for sure the best $14-$15 you could ever spend. If there were time to ship these before Sunday I'd definitely have bought the panties...I mean t-shirt...


• Tom Brady Homoerotic Tribute Video ~ An oldy but a goody (See below). This video gets a solid 5 stars. Of course, it is not a reflection of hatred at all. More like a manifestation of man-love for Mr. Esquire himself. Still, entertaining nonetheless. If you don't watch the whole thing, you're only cheatrioting yourself. Highlight = "Your balls are the only balls I need and my end zone is where I want you to be."
  

Hold on, I'm still laughing at the video...Ah, there, that's better. Thought I was going to cry I was laughing so hard...

I hope you all enjoyed this little journey into the minds of some of the interwebs more colorful characters. I sure did. Now the only thing that's left is to take a look at the opposition, their strengths, their weaknesses lesser strengths, and gain a better understanding of what kind of animal we're up against on Sunday. Keep your web browser tuned...