Cooleygate, What's The Big Deal?

[Editor's Note: Not posting actual controversial image for obvious reasons. But I think this one's just as good.]

So Chris Cooley's dong was plastered all over the internets?

Whatever. Who's dick hasn't? I mean, Jeff Reed has exposed himself (probably more than once). Santonio recently unleashed his manliness on the world. It's really no big deal. We've all seen one, right?

Actually, I give Chris Cooley much credit for being technologically advanced enough to use a digital camera and computer, not to mention being technologically advanced enough to blog (how do I create a post, again?).

That said, how do you NOT notice that your little dude is hanging out there in the wind? I mean this isn't like Jeff Reed or Santonio - who clearly didn't intend for their naked pics to become part of an interweb expose. Cooley uploaded these images HIMSELF. I mean, if it were me, I'm pretty sure I would've noticed. Still, I didn't actually check out his manhood. Maybe it's just easy to miss...if you catch my drift.

Just figured I might as well weigh in on this. Cue "disappointed" email from my parents. "Christopher, you know talking about dicks on your blog might ruin your credit rating."

/Thanks Mom

Thoughts (on Cooley's gaffe, not my parents disappointment - I assure you, the latter's been covered)?

Addendum (for Doug, by special request)