May 6, 2009

Judge Judy Would Have Never Let This Happen...


This may sound familiar to you...You're young, impressionable. You've just turned 18. You want to do something rebellious. And you love the Steelers...

So naturally, you get the world's most embarrassing Steelers tattoo.

Or at least I imagine that to be the thought process behind this chick's decision to pay someone for what she could've gotten in jail for a pack of smokes and a few choice oral favors.

Here's a tip - if the artist's shop is a six foot by four foot shed in his backyard, and all he can show you in the way of "work samples" are glorified cave drawings he's inked what appears to be skin off of another human being's back, you might want to reconsider...and maybe also run for cover.

This thing may cost you $20 now, but down the line it'll cost you your dignity, whatever self-esteem you may/may not have, and probably several thousand dollars when you realize what a retard you are. Tattoo removal ain't cheap.

Anyhow...

Things You Don't Need to Worry About: Why I was watching Judge Joe Brown in the middle of the day.

Things You DO Need to Worry About: Friends don't let friends smoke crystal meth and get tattoos of the Steelers logo.

Oh yeah, and Alexander Ovechkin apparently has a job for one of you in the DC area...

Sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime. Do it.

Now, I'm back to this Employment Law take-home final. Anyone who tells you a take-home final in law school is going to be easy is a joke. If I have to write one more sentence about the Family and Medical Leave Act, I'm going to family and medical leave my life. This shit is so brutal that I'm not even making sense anymore...

Don't call me, I'll call you.

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4 comments:

random asshole said...

Maybe the same guy can finally give you an AWESOME Brady Quinn tat!

Grumpy said...

Who talked her into that black rectangle around the logo. She and the artist are idiots.

tiny350Z said...

That email address is awesome.

Vern said...

I didn't know you could get temporary tattoos in permanent.