February 9, 2009

File Under "Hot Mess"...


Nothing to do with the Steelers, but listen to this ridic sitch...

Chris Jericho, WWE Wrestler extraodinaire is leaving some event in Canada, when he starts getting heckled by some chick and/or her boyfriend. Instead of just shrugging this off, because hey, after all, he's Chris effing Jericho, he decides he needs to stick up for himself in the face of this 20 year old chick with half bleached/half natural colored hair, and so he SPITS IN HER FACE!

Are you kidding me?!?!?!

But that's not all, oh no!

Then, he looks like he's getting in the car, but instead comes raging back and CLOCKS HER UPSIDE THE HEAD!

UNBELIEVABLE!

My favorite part of all of this, though, is that the girls boyfriend then appears to want to fight Chris Jericho.

Ok, good plan, guy. That has fail written all over it.

Here's an idea - Why not sue his ass? That way, you don't get hit, AND you get a large chunk of his fat cash (which has to be obese at this point given the number of years he's been wrestling and the "success" he's had).

Remember, kids - don't mess with a dude whose father played hockey. All business.

And no, I don't give a shit that A-Rod admitted he did steroids, thank you very much. Just another story I couldn't care less about that I'll be force fed for at least the next five days. Ah the modern media landscape. Ain't she beautiful?

11 comments:

Get Fresh Designs said...

meh.

if i were on the jury i would let jericho off. Especially seeing the video. She gets all up in his face then proceeds to attack him while he is entering his vehicle. Plus all those people getting in the way of his vehicle for no reason.

big TC said...

why is jericho being such an assclown? Doesn't he know that millions and the MILLIONS of fans will see this, and think he is a jabroni! And thats the bottom line, cause Big TC said so.

random asshole said...

First thought is to sue? Spoken like a true lawyer.

Then again, no real lawyer would use a phrase like "ridic sitch."

Cotter said...

Hey man, what would you think about? Hitting him back? F that.

Cotter said...

Oh and Doug, before she "attacks" him, he spits in her face. So I mean, yeah...

Get Fresh Designs said...

didn't see that, poor youtube quality, but really that mob of people in canada probably think that wrestling is real and they take it serious.

Cotter said...

Hey, I mean, someone got spat on and punched in the face, someone else got berated by an angry mob, and they were all in Canada. Suffice it to say nobody here won.

domski43 said...

lets all do this like fight club, a little sociology project.

task 1: spit in someone's face today.

remember when the ravens spit in the Steelers holder's face? Jeff Reed was not having any of that shit.

Cotter said...

Steelers holder = Mitch Berger

Jeff Reed was just defending his hetero-lifemate.

domski43 said...

roughing the holder XLIII

TheJim said...

Amazing!