Jeff Reed dropped the puck last night for the Pens 4-3 OT win over Ryan Malone and the douchey Tampa Bay Lightning (of course Malone scored).
And Big Ben was chillin' in the box with Super Mario, laughing it up about God knows what...
Maybe Jagr's mullet, I don't know.
Anyways, this begs the obvious question - Are the Steelers good luck for the Pens?
Either way, didn't Jeff Reed say he dyed his hair because he told the team he would if they made the playoffs? So then, now that we won the Super Bowl, shouldn't he, you know, think about, I don't know, cutting that shit off?
I'm not gonna lie to you, I've been the purveyor of many subpar hairstyles in my day (see the 7th grade Skater cut, the Jeff Reed style blowout, long hair that made me look like a chick), but one thing I've always known is when it's time to go in a different direction. Someone should send Jeff Reed the memo.
Jeff, it's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun. Time for that mess on top of your cranium to go. Clean up in aisle Jeff Reed's melon!
Oh, and you and Mitch Berger have a choreographed dance that you do...out in public...in the presence of chicks? I knew this was all Mitch Berger's fault. At least it's a derivation of Sandy Domski's favorite, the electric slide.
By the way, Vincent Lecavalier has a ridic name.