January 16, 2009

AFC North Headline Of The Day...


Two things to say about this.

Number One - Purple sucks. Fruitiest color for an NFL franchise outside of powder blue.

Number Two - Are y'all sure that's not VD? I mean, that could probably be purple too. But then, I guess y'all would know better than me, 'cause I ain't from that dirty ass town near the Chesapeake. Go crabs.

Baltimore may have purple fever, but these links are feeling just fine...

Listen Baltimore, don't even try to go toe to toe with da Burgh in using animals to fire up a fanbase [PSaMP]

And what's more, we've got DINOSAURS on our side! [Sportsocracy]

Who can't appreciate a little poetry? I know I can...in case it wasn't evident by the poems I've put up for every game day this season [5 Golden Rings]

Master Fly W. Large is historically not that good against the Ravens. Good thing history is for the birds. See what I did there? Pro [Associated Press]

Injury watch: Polamalu practiced yesterday but Jeff Justin Hartwig did not [Post-Gazette]

The Rants are a whole year old! Happy Birthday, Dug E Fresh Rants! [Dug E Fresh Rants]

Fantastic Song of the Week from TIGO [This Is Getting Old]

Today's theme at the Riffs = "Songs About or Involving California" [Friday Morning Riffs]

I probably missed a whole bunch of good shit because I was severely behind the 8 ball this morning, but whatev. Hope y'all enjoy!

Oh, and I almost forgot - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RANDOM ASSHOLE! You've been randomly assholing it up for a relatively long time here at OFTOT and your hatred contribution has been and will continue to be very much appreciated by me!

Go Eagles.

11 comments:

tecmo said...

Purple sucks. Fruitiest color for an NFL franchise outside of powder blue.

Teal?

Cotter said...

I'd put that in third behind Powder Blue and Purple. That's just me, though. It gets a boost because Matt Hasslebeck wears it, but that's not enough to put it over the top.

tecmo said...

Oh shit, I forgot about the Seahawks. I was thinking more along the lines of Carolina teal-ish blue, but shit, you picked the worse one. How is that even a legit color?

random asshole said...

I don't know what's so "Happy" about birthdays; the only "good" ones I can remember having are when everyone around me either didn't know or didn't care that it is, in fact, my birthday.

Then again, Cotter, I may just be bitter that you're a day older than me. It doesn't feel right that you "beat" me at something, even if it is just a race out of the womb. Thanks for the attempt, though.

tecmo said...

Shitty Birthday, asshole!

random asshole said...

Thanks, tecmo! I'll do my best to live up to that.

domski43 said...

random a-hole - dont drink on your b-day, it ruins your liver, and is considered a drug. anyways, happy birfday!!

obama said...

whats up this week with all the talk about color?

RACISTS!

Marc said...

Tonight I'll have a beer for you Cotter and another for you Random Asshole.

Cotter said...

Make it a glass of red wine for Random Asshole. He's sophisticated and such.

Marc said...

I should have guessed someone with asshole as the second part of his name should be sophisticated.