January 5, 2009

AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Aw, isn't that cute? Reverse recruiting I suppose you could call it?

Well, let me tell you something, current Baltimore Director of Player Personnel (aka Head Scout), George Kokinis - run. Run as fast as you can back to that crack den in Maryland you call home. You do not want this job. No matter how much they offer you, veto that shit hard. There is no amount of money in the world that can make being the Browns GM any good for you. Did you ever see the movie, Devil's Advocate? Yeah. Watch that shit again.

And also...

Very clever. But what I noticed was not the fact that the Eagles won, but rather the abundance of avian mascot'd teams in this years playoffs. I think like half the teams that played this weekend, actually. Falcons, Cardinals, Ravens, Eagles. Yep, that's half the eight. Too bad someone had to be left behind and Falcons, it just wasn't your weekend. You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!

Here's a tip - the answer to that sheep one, is "u." Read a book, Andy Roddick.

[Insert clever segway to links here]...

Screw Pitt football, how about Pitt basketball? [PSaMP]

Cowher staying at CBS...no shit? Color me NOT surprised [Associated Press]

Pats to franchise Matt Cassel? [ESPN]

Seriously, NBC. Your guest football expert was Matt Millen? What part of Matt Millen is an expert on football? [Tirico Suave]

Happy Birthday, Sheena Beaston (Hannah)! [PSaMP]

Ah, and finally, if you need some inspiration for this Sunday or just want to relive some of the brighter spots of the regular season, behold Steelers Tribute Pump Up The Black and Gold 2008/2009...

Troy Polamalu is disgustingly talented.

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