AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Douchemanzadeh to the Ravens? That'd be effing interesting, man.

Imagine the strong armed Flacco with Derrick Mason and TJ Houshmanzadeh? Putting aside the fact that collectively they're approximately 1500 years old, those are two receivers you can count on to catch just about anything. At least that's how I see it. And with a guy who can throw the ball down the field? That would certainly make the Ravens just a tad more dangerous...

Of course, this means nothing, really. So who cares?

On a completely unrelated note, I'm interested to know how Matt Light punches Channing Crowder without a helmet on and gets fined $15,000, only $5,000 more than LaMarr Woodley, who made a clean hit on Jason Campbell, and then Jim Haslett gets fined $20,000 for swearing at officials? Obviously something's broken in the league office.

But hey, just imagine how much money the NFL would make if EVERYONE who swore at officials got fined $20,000.

Go ahead, Goodell. Fine these links...

Bill Belichick helping Dermontti Dawson break into the Hall? [Post-Gazette]

???? Yeah, I got nothing, Tec [PSaMP]

3.6 yards per carry, huh? Yikes [Trib]

This whole woman having sex in a bathroom stall at the Metrodome thing is really ridiculous [The Big Lead]

Scranton and Pittsburgh. They're not so different, ya know? [This Is Getting Old]

ASPCA's Best Dressed Dogs of 2008. The Beagle dressed like a lion does not look amused [ASPCA]

And lastly...

I've got a better question - do you really need to ask?