November 6, 2008

AFC North Headline Of The Day...


YES! Today's the day. Tonight, Cleveland's "Savior" Brady Quinn will assume the reigns of the Browns Offense and party like it's 2006 (or something like that). The only things that could stop me from watching this epic moment in Cleveland Browns history are - A) The fact that Cablevision's a bag of dicks and won't carry NFL Network, thus forcing me to pirate this shit via the interwebs and B) The Office is on at 9.

So here's how I'd like to see this go down - I'd like to see Brady Quinn get sacked like six times, throw somewhere in the range of three-five picks and somehow end up shirtless by the end of the game (wait, what?). But you know either way, Romeo Crennell will kick a field goal when he should really go for a touchdown, at precisely the wrong time, ruining everything anyhow. So really the discussion is rather moot.

That all said, he is going up against the Broncos Defense. Which is to say that he's facing the football equivalent of a series of strategically placed traffic cones. And to be fair, if he plays tonight and the rest of the season as well as he produces ridiculous pictures of himself, he might very well make the Pro Bowl. Behold Exhibit A...


Yeah, I got nothing witty to say, just read these links, if you like...

The NFL globally? Yeah. It's catching on... [PSaMP]

Mitch Berger's old ass, OUT like Ryan Seacrest. Paul Ernster and his back of the arm tattoos, IN...upgrade? [DC Steeler Nation]

Anyone else you'd like to talk shit to, Joey? [Associated Press]

Speaking of talking...there's a lot of that going on in the AFC North? I guess you could say that... [Associated Press]

An irrelevant debate on who's got the best D - Pittsburgh or Tennessee. Enjoy! [CBS Sportsline]

This is just...too...perfect [Deadspin]

And for more of Brady Quinn's crotch grabbing and shirtless posing, see... [Tirico Suave]

One final note - I'm about to solicit the remainder of this week's MPIE panel. So if you're interested and have never been part of this before, again, e-mail my ass at onefortheotherthumb@gmail. Literally, my ass will be reviewing all of my e-mails today. Should be rather interesting.

8 comments:

the gay said...

i cant wait for tonite! brady is going to look sexy!

Christy said...

I'm going out tonight just so I can watch it. Wouldn't miss it for the world!

Harvey Bars said...

I tried calling Vegas and placing a bet on whether or not OFTOT would link to the Brady Quinn video but the odds were already taken off the board.

Cotter said...

Haha, HB, I think they realized it was less of a probability and more of an inevitability.

And low and behold...yeah.

Get Fresh Designs said...

you should have someone you know with a webcam direct that at their tv while the game is on and you could watch that. could work.

ljkc said...

I can't believe you didn't plug my begging-for-a-job entry today. Especially considering all that HARD WORK you're doing reaching out to ppl on my behalf, etc...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

well winslow had a horrible 2nd half and crennel didnt even bother faking a run on that last 4th and 1