October 9, 2008

AFC North Headline of the Day...


Hey, guess what? It's Bengals day here at OFTOT!

We'll begin with the headline above. What the hell this is all about is beyond me. Chad Johns-ocho-whateverthehellhisnameistoday is obviously more interested in being part of a circus show than being the heralded wide receiver he once was. And frankly, to some extent I don't blame him. Clearly that organization has no interest in winning. So why should he give a shit? Today, kissing Marvin Lewis. Tomorrow, kissing TJ Houshmanzadeh [goodbye]? God only knows...

Then, there's this douchebaggery here...

First of all, I don't have the faintest idea who Darryl Blackstock is. But nevermind that, it's not important. I haven't heard of 95% of the current Bengals Defense. All I wanna say about this is - does anyone really care? I mean, this dude is taking performance enhancing drugs and they still suck!

And finally, there's this nonsense...

Yeah, that's nice. Shouldn't he be? I mean, only assholes like Bobby Petrino quit in the middle of a season. Am I wrong? I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he should be - committed. Although, I'd advocate in an insane asylum before to the Bengals. But that's just me.

Try not to go batshit crazy while reading these links...

Injury update...don't worry, it's good [SteelCityInsider]

You're damn right! [SI.com]

The Jambaroo! YES! [Deadspin]

Who doesn't love video of dudes being kicked in the nuts? Not me... [Deuce of Davenport]

I wasn't voting for McCain before, now I'm definitely not [MJD]

Speaking of Browns, isn't it funny that now that they're sucking, everyone seems to be injured or sick? Or maybe they're sucking BECAUSE everyone seems to be injured or sick. Either way, I'm ok with it [Associated Press]

1 comment:

Noah said...

concerning the SI.com article.... why is it taking so long for ppl to realize this......