January 23, 2008

Doing Less With More [sic] Is An Artform...


"I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing."
- George Costanza
So guys, good season we had there, huh? Now what should we talk about? The Draft? Oh shit, nevermind. Free agency? Damn, I used that too? It's times like these I wish we still had Joey Porter around...

I'll be honest with you guys, this off season thus far, albeit short lived, has really been difficult to think of relevant and/or compelling things to post about in a feeble attempt to spark some discussion. I mean aside from bullshitting speculating about the draft and free agency, we could probably talk about last season. But I already gave you enough of 2007 IN 2007, and I'm not really here to talk about the past anyway. So then, what?

Nothing.

Like Seinfeld - today's OFTOT will be a show about nothing. What did you just read? Nothing. What do I plan to offer you in the way of substantive Steelers analysis? Nothing. How much am I getting paid to write this thing again? Oh yeah, Nothing.

Ok, I'm partially joking -- I'd be remiss if I didn't at least try and entertain you.

So I give you - 5 Reasons to Watch This Year's Super Bowl that have almost absolutely nothing to do with the Steelers (after the line). Hope you can give your active, knowledge hungry, black and gold mind a day of rest...



5 Reasons to Watch Super Bowl XLII

By Cotter

5. This picture of Tom Brady is by far some of the best Photoshop work Cotter ever did.
Ok, maybe not, but hopefully it will be similar to what will actually take place on Super Sunday (only instead of James Farrior it'll be Osi Umenyiora):


4. Domski will be rooting for his man crush Tom Brady.
All game, while drinking pomegranate Cosmopolitans, Domski will be asking people if they think his tight end is better than Ben Watson:


3. You never know what kind of hoodie Binladichick Belichick will be wearing.
Will it be the blue one with cutoff sleeves or the grey one with the cutoff sleeves...it's the million dollar question:


2. Randy Moss' Pimp hand is strong.
This January, it's gotten plenty of exercise just for an occasion like this:


1. Eli has the magic touch.
The media is right -- Eli Manning has matured so much over the course of this season:


And I'm done, Cotter out!

You guys got any reasons you would have liked to see that you did not? Agree/Disagree? Have I really lost it now? Would you like more of this kind of shit or should I try and stick to being serious?

Ballhype: hype it up!

7 comments:

MDultrarunner said...

The only thing I'll be watching for is #5, and I'd like to see a reenactment of Lawrence Taylor's career-ending hit on Joe Theismann, with Osi Umenyiora playing the role of Lawrence Taylor and Tom Brady playing the role of Joe Theismann.

domski43 said...

inappropriate pics cotter...i'll have to have a long talk with your mom. at least it looks like smokey the bear was saying that the fire danger was low.

Cotter said...

At least I'm not the one simulating blowing Smokey...domski...

domski43 said...

college man...
college..
I believe I was under the influence of a lot of fruit parfaits from mcdonalds and who knows what else

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm out of the loop here. Is Domski really a Pats fan, or are you just messing around? I'm hoping it's the latter...

Cotter said...

Haha, no. He's a Steeler fan (from Moon) but I like to give him shit for no particular reason. I photoshopped the Brady jersey on him. I believe he was ACTUALLY wearing a Polamalu.

Anonymous said...

My apologies to Domski then. I didn't mean to offend.