"Don't you know who I am?"Ok, so at least this time he didn't get arrested. But on the "eve" of what marked the end of his suspension from the NFL, Chris Henry got into a little spat with a parking attendant over a parking fee...As in he refused to pay for parking...
- Chris Henry
Seriously dude, you just got back from a half-season suspension and the battle you pick is with a parking attendant? I mean, not like we all didn't know it was going to happen. But you'd at least think he'd get caught making it rain like Pacman Jones or shitting in a woman's closet like Najeh Davenport. Nope. Parking fee. Makes you wonder if Henry was born with only half a brain.
Anyways, what I thought might have made this even better was his reaction after the parking attendant pointed out that um, he kind of didn't pay... - namely Henry scolded him, "Don't you know who I am?" whilst throwing a $5 bill on the ground...which they promptly returned to him, and called the cops...who would have definitely known who he was, thank god.
I can just hear the conversation now -
Attendant: "Yeah we've got a dude down here who is refusing to pay $5 for parking...says his name is Chris Henry."And you think Chad Johnson is the problem in Cincy??? Get a clue.
Police Dispatch: "Chris Henry, shit. Cletus, get the holding cell ready, Henry's on the loose again."
Henry In Altercation With Attendant [SI.com]
2 comments:
Chris Henry.
Damn.
What is it with all my former Mountaineer footballers? Vanderjagt, Suaerbraun, Amos Zero-ue, Pac-man, and a few more i can't quite recall who seem to run afoul of the law?
Is something wrong with the way WVU teaches it's players to handle success?
But- this guy is a Bungle, which certainly doesn't help things any....
T
Is it just me or does Chris Henry look slightly mentally retarded?
Sorry to all the mentally-challenged: i'm positive you are all better people than Mr. Henry.
Seriously.
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