Suits and Strip Clubs, Strip Clubs and Suits...

Da scrip club, as it's known in Pac Man Jones' hood. I challenge you to find one major city in America that doesn't have one. And well, Tampa may not be a major American hub of commerce, per se, but they've sure got them some scrip clubs.

43, to be exact. Yeah, you read that correctly. FORTY. THREE. Which leads me to the conclusion that Jeff Reed's going to need two chaperons this week. Let's get someone like Larry Zierling on that. Thanks.

This particular scrip club right here was apparently voted Best Nude Club...AGAIN. Implying that this isn't the first time in the last two years that it's been voted Best Nude Club. Boy, with credentials like that, I bet this would even be Best of Delaware, right Domski? Plus, afterwards, you know, if you're hungry or something, you can totally hit that Sonic drive through next door. Always know where your fast food establishments are after 2 AM, kids (See Cotter's Rules for Survival, 2nd Edition).

Anyways, the Cardinals arrived all business yesterday...

Just look at those suits. Man, they must have a team fashion consultant or something. Snazzyblogcity.


Kurt Warner. Fantastic pink tie you've got there. Ben Affleck and every fruitcup on the Style network would be proud of you.


Now THAT luggage I know is Louis Vuitton.

Which got me thinking, everyone underestimates the value of Kurt Warner's experience. Well, maybe not everyone. I'm sure there are a few people out there who value him at normal levels. But I think most of us think - he's old, he hasn't really won since the Rams, blah blah, [reasons to make us think Kurt Warner is worse than he actually is].

Maybe that's just me, but either way, the thing is, this guy's been here before and won it. And over the course of his career, he's put up some big numbers and won some big games. Of course, the Steelers are no ordinary foe. Especially not in such an important game. And he IS 37. I just can't help but think that if he gets hit a few (like 8 or 9) times, he'll start to lose some of his "fire."

Anyways, I don't really have a whole lot to say this morning. If you are behind, I posted like four or five times yesterday. So if it's idiocy, I mean, Steelers related entertainment, you crave, then scroll down.

PS - I forgot to tell y'all. I got my Snuggie last Thursday. Honestly, the free book light that comes with it is even more badass than the Snuggie itself. Tec and I are starting a cult.

She'll be part of it, too.

Also, "The City" may very well be the worst show in the history of television. MTV's programming is really in the shitter. I should just cancel my cable altogether at this point.

Lastly, cue sneak preview of Troy's upcoming, much anticipated Coke ad...

Not bad. Not bad at all.