Poor Reggie Wells...

This man is Reggie Wells. He's the Cardinals starting Left Guard, a native of South Park, and played his college ball at Clarion. But I guess no one felt him interesting enough to pester with stupid questions?

I mean, you're talking about a guy who's been a Guard for the Cardinals for six years, which I believe is officially long enough to qualify him as legally insane. No love on media day?

I'm just kidding. I'm sure plenty of reporters dropped by to pick his brain. And for the record, Reggie, I'd be happy to fire questions at you anytime. Even if you are my enemy this Sunday.