This Would've Been Better With Assless Chaps...

Quoth Greg Warren: "We got Deshea Townsend in there using a nail gun like he's in a western or something."

So, I figured this needed a photoshop.

And now, thanks to this post title, I'll forever be letting people down on Google.

Double WIN!

Check back tonight (or tomorrow) for something even more bad ass (hopefully).

Also...

It's now or never.

GO PENS!

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