So THIS Is What 63 Diamonds Looks Like...

There are probably an undefinable number of cliches to use in this instance, not the least of which would be "kiss the rings, bitch."

But embarrassingly, I can all but guarantee I've used that one before on here...and frankly, it sucked that time, and it'd suck again if I used it today.

So I won't.

Instead, I'll let the immortal words of the Cash Money Millionaires speak for me...


A notion articulated equally as well by Black Rob...


Apparently each of these bad boys are worth $15,000 (the rings, that is...not the Cash Money Millionaires and Black Rob...I'd be surprised if those fools were worth $15,000 combined). Which means each one of them is worth at least three times what my car is worth.

Also, PXI tells me that Max Starks's ring is the biggest. Which seems appropriate given that it pretty much puts his ring size in proportion to his salary this season.

Anyways, you don't care about my words.

Just look at the pretty pictures...


Glamour shot...


Lombardi Trophies make me sweat...


The irony of having a helmet on the side of Ben's ring is palpable...

Here's to working towards a 7th ring in '09!

And props to Steelers.com for the images!

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